It’s okay. I was just going to give you the most amazing sexual experience of your life.

I am sitting at the computer. Looking at blog stats for about the 7th time today. Then reading lots and lots of other bloggers’ posts. Placing my hand over my chest in moments of heart warming deep feelings, or doing the LOL thing, in response to the many wonderful stories out there.

When the husband stands in the doorway behind me.

Husband: You have OCB:

Me: What?

Husband: Obsessive Compulsive Blogging. It’s a thing. I looked it up.

Me: Oh . . . Yeah. I totally do. (I don’t hang my head when I say this. It comes out matter-of-fact-ly.)

Husband: It’s okay. I was just going to give you the most amazing sexual experience of your life. But I can see that you are busy blogging.

Me: Wait!

Click. Click.

End post.

HPIM0230

18 thoughts on “It’s okay. I was just going to give you the most amazing sexual experience of your life.

  1. I probably would have had more sex if my ex husband ever said that. Usually he’d say “your blogging is not as important as meeting with my guild/clan/group/thingie on WofW, so you need to get off the computer now.”. And I wonder why it didn’t work out.

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