Um.
I wanted to take some pretty pictures of the snow. Really. That’s all I wanted.
I can’t help it that penises and vaginas are everywhere in nature. It’s nature. (Okay, spell check, you are telling me it should be, ‘vaginae,’ but on my street, we say ‘vaginas’. And we say it proud.)
I can see that tree’s vagina from the kitchen window.
So, the above is just my shadow on the snow, but still.
Update on 2/3/13: So, it just occurred to me that I probably should have done a better job of showing that the top three pictures were just meant to be pretty, but then the bottom two were where my silly dirty mind took over. Just wanted to clarify in case anyone was looking for something dirty in the pretty ones and was disappointed and having a WTF moment.
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….thank goodness I’m not the only one!
Ditto!
Clearly I’m not looking hard enough…
I am so glad that you said this. I went back and added an updated paragraph at the end of the post, because I realized that it wasn’t clear that the first 3 pics were just pretty ones, but then the bottom two were where my minds giggled with dirtiness. (The tree looks like it has a giant vagina carved in it, and then when I turned around, my shadow looked like a big penis.) So, thank you!!!
Hahahaha! I never noticed things like this until my son turned 12. The minute I hear him snickering I know to look around.
That is so funny because whenever I laugh about noticing something that looks dirty or at a stupid fart joke, I always follow up my laughter with the phrase, ‘I am 12′!!!
I prefer “Vaginas” too. “Vaginae” is so antiquated, and who wants an antiquated coochie?
Haha!
LOLOLOL! I’m dying. Vaginae? HAHHAHAHA!
Isn’t that funny? I am going to use vaginae next time I am talking about plural vaginas and see if anyone says anything.
LOLOL
Lol the tree..
And it is so huge!
Isn’t it normal to see vaginas in trees? I see them all the time. Me thinks I have a new blogger crush…
Yeah! I think I see them more and more ever since I notice that ginormous one.