I Can See Her Vagina From the Kitchen Window

Um.

I wanted to take some pretty pictures of the snow. Really. That’s all I wanted.

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I can’t help it that penises and vaginas are everywhere in nature. It’s nature. (Okay, spell check, you are telling me it should be, ‘vaginae,’ but on my street, we say ‘vaginas’. And we say it proud.)

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I can see that tree’s vagina from the kitchen window.

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So, the above is just my shadow on the snow, but still.

Update on 2/3/13: So, it just occurred to me that I probably should have done a better job of showing that the top three pictures were just meant to be pretty, but then the bottom two were where my silly dirty mind took over. Just wanted to clarify in case anyone was looking for something dirty in the pretty ones and was disappointed and having a WTF moment.

 

15 thoughts on “I Can See Her Vagina From the Kitchen Window

    • I am so glad that you said this. I went back and added an updated paragraph at the end of the post, because I realized that it wasn’t clear that the first 3 pics were just pretty ones, but then the bottom two were where my minds giggled with dirtiness. (The tree looks like it has a giant vagina carved in it, and then when I turned around, my shadow looked like a big penis.) So, thank you!!!

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